A Priest, a Minister and a Rabbi from one city were taking a car ride to a conference on world religions. On the highway they were in an accident.
First the Priest steps out, makes the sign of the cross and says, "Oh, God, thank you for letting us survive."
Then the Minister crosses himself and says, "Thank you dear Lord for protecting us."
Finally the Rabbi steps out and likewise makes the sign of the cross. The Priest and Minister look at each other.
Baffled, the Minister says, "We thought you didn't believe in that."
To which the Rabbi responds, "Ach no, I was just checking to make sure
I have everything -- spectacles, testicles, wallet, and watch!"